$excusefile = 'http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/excuses'; function excuse($excusefile) { if (!$excuses = @file($excusefile)) return "couldn't read excuse file '$excusefile'"; mt_srand((double)microtime()*1000000); return $excuses[mt_rand(0, count($excuses)-1)]; } ?>
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